November 2009
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Woman: Excuse me. May I ask you a question? Do you think it's appropriate to dance in a graveyard?
Clive: Don't you think that we should dance while we can?
Woman: I think you should have more respect for the dead and especially for yourself.
Gypsy: Excuse me?
Woman: I didn't want to mention this, but you could be a very pretty girl, but that
[points at Gypsy's cleavage bearing ensemble]
Woman: would be inappropriate for any young lady. Especially for someone your size.
Gypsy: Look, Granny, I am a pretty girl, ok? Big is beautiful. Haven't you heard? And for the record, I don't give a flying fuck or a rolling rimjob what you or anyone else thinks of me. You're dismissed.
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Funny 911 Call
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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June 2009
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“The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is...”
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Tumblr Puppy!
stec13: I dub thee the official Tumblr Puppy!
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“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.”
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Why do cars have to break down?
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Memorable quotes from Will & Grace
Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay.
Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless?
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“My, my. What a thumping good read! Lions eatting Christians, people nailing each...”
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“Whenever u say that homophobia is stupid, u just get called gay. There is a...”
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I’ll never fold a T-Shirt any other way. Love it !!
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