November 2009
1 post
Woman: Excuse me. May I ask you a question? Do you think it's appropriate to dance in a graveyard?
Clive: Don't you think that we should dance while we can?
Woman: I think you should have more respect for the dead and especially for yourself.
Gypsy: Excuse me?
Woman: I didn't want to mention this, but you could be a very pretty girl, but that
[points at Gypsy's cleavage bearing ensemble]
Woman: would be inappropriate for any young lady. Especially for someone your size.
Gypsy: Look, Granny, I am a pretty girl, ok? Big is beautiful. Haven't you heard? And for the record, I don't give a flying fuck or a rolling rimjob what you or anyone else thinks of me. You're dismissed.
October 2009
1 post
July 2009
5 posts
Adrienne Bailon - Big Spender
Funny 911 Call
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
June 2009
63 posts
“The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is...”
– Paris Hilton
Jeffree Star - Lollipop Luxury
Tumblr Puppy!
stec13:
I dub thee the official Tumblr Puppy!
Jeffree Star - Miss Boombox
I wanna go here again !! →
“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via srsly)
Brandy - Afrodisiac
Why do cars have to break down?
Memorable quotes from Will & Grace
Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay.
Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless?
“My, my. What a thumping good read! Lions eatting Christians, people nailing each...”
– Stewie Griffin (reading the Bible) from ‘Family Guy’
Lady GaGa - Fashion ~ Don’t you wanna see...
“It’s a really, really cool thing to be able to show people that you can be...”
– Adam Lambert
“The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being...”
– Sir Hugh Walpole
“I really have a good attitude about tattooing. When I first got one, two years...”
– Marc Jacobs
Jeffree Star - Boom Boom Pow
“Whenever u say that homophobia is stupid, u just get called gay. There is a...”
– Pete Wentz
1 tag
WatchI’ll never fold a T-Shirt any other way. Love it !!
“It wasn’t even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have...”
– Stewie Griffin from ‘Family Guy’