blasé

• Woman: Excuse me. May I ask you a question? Do you think it's appropriate to dance in a graveyard?
• Clive: Don't you think that we should dance while we can?
• Woman: I think you should have more respect for the dead and especially for yourself.
• Gypsy: Excuse me?
• Woman: I didn't want to mention this, but you could be a very pretty girl, but that
• [points at Gypsy's cleavage bearing ensemble]
• Woman: would be inappropriate for any young lady. Especially for someone your size.
• Gypsy: Look, Granny, I am a pretty girl, ok? Big is beautiful. Haven't you heard? And for the record, I don't give a flying fuck or a rolling rimjob what you or anyone else thinks of me. You're dismissed.

Funny 911 Call

• Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
• Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
• Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
• Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!